spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny